is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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