we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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