McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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