Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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