i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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