Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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