do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
a search helicopter?!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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