3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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