The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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