I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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