is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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