just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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