let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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