Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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