Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
