What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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