quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
