Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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