If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
