He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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