just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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