scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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