it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
