He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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