the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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