I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
