You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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