so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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