I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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