The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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