my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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