I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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