I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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