Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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