Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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