How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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