Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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