She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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