Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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