we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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