I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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