Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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