yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I wish you could order shots online.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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