Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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