i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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