I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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