yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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