Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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