I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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