So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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