Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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